#7. If you don’t like this year’s Thanksgiving, you can always time travel to next year’s.
#6. You can be thankful that it’s impossible to see through your goggles, so no-one can tell if you’ve hit a food coma and fallen asleep.
#5. If the holiday dinner is excellent, you can store some of it in your top hat for later.
#4. Replacing the holiday wine with Absinthe is a surefire way to have a livelier, merrier evening. Possibly with the addition of green Faeries.
#3. Holiday travel is usually awful, but not if you have an airship!
#2. Worried about consuming too much pie? Just install a temporary clockwork tummy to take up the extra storage!
#1. Secretly, being a Steampunk just makes everything more fun. That’s not actually a secret. You can tell other people, if you want to.